Crown On A Throne
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Crown On A Throne
Surfing Waves to Craze Adventures in Self Discovery
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Time to embrace a whole new moniker like "Booby". Join us as we unpack the hilarity and hazards of personal branding, and then pivot to explore how recent shocking revelations about Nickelodeon have left us questioning our childhood idols. Brace yourself for an episode that oscillates between playful banter and sobering insights, where we peel back the layers of the entertainment industry and the importance of staying genuine amid the chaos.
Grab your gear and your sense of humor as we debate the glitz and grit of glamping versus classic camping. We're sharing wild stories from our outdoor escapades, from conquering the waves of surfing to the serene patience of fishing, and how these adventures have carved out our zest for life. Whether it's mastering the slopes or debating how to properly cook in the wild, this conversation is your ticket to rediscovering the great outdoors, even if it means bringing along a few comforts from home.
Step behind the scenes with us as we discuss everything from the perfect shower routine to the art of men's grooming, and how these rituals reflect our self-esteem. We're mapping out dreams here too, from buying houses to launching studios, and the personal beats that keep us moving forward. And, of course, we're dishing on the latest in music and munchies, with a side of candid conversation about Kanye West's journey through fame and personal struggle. So, tune in, get inspired, and maybe even pick up a few self-care tips along the way.
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Speaker 2I can go anyway, it don't matter. It looks more like a white upset with the next light on.
Speaker 1you like it, we get it. G Chrono throne podcast came to leave. Here she boy T rock movie in the cut Type shit, what's popping man nothing you know honestly oh.
Speaker 2Tell me how you feel.
Speaker 1Tell you, I feel for a chick told me she really like calling you booby bro, that's. Y'all told her like cuz, like, look, honestly, I'm really getting like into the to the name I got my platforms and all that name?
Speaker 2What's the name?
Speaker 1booby, that's your streaming, tag 100 and all that.
Speaker 2I just came to leave, yeah.
Speaker 1I mean it should be. That's what you Know about. You started as. I officially found my tag Boy, my boy yeah, one hundred percent, because it was only not calling you that I, not my boogie. If you want to boogie, booger, I fuck you.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's you.
Speaker 1Sure booby is mostly for that. No, not for the ladies. You can say that it's for my god. Okay, I told you this. Yeah, I really wanted to bury that shit, but Only my family called me that right, nobody else calls me that other than my family, because they only know me that from her Right you've been right. So I'm really feeling like I should just take that shit to. What is that? Be you 100%. B you yeah be his shoes up like that heat booby.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I thought you was like spelling them. No, I was like what is that spell?
Speaker 1What I've been trained. I've been trained my whole life, though Like now you see rock.
Speaker 1Yeah, as of today, we don't. We don't get there. We don't find my booby First off, not mr Paul's king, you know I'm a king. Yeah, all right, can't leave. You already know how it's down. Oh yeah, excessive. I never Really are that's crazy. I just did. I never said. I just said you make other people for shitty. That's it. That's cool. Elaborate so the world can understand. We officially on the pk's 100% you will bring out a problem. 100%. That is total facts, like it's Understandable on what angle you come from, why you feel like the way you feel.
Speaker 1But then you just go into it and dig with a knife, with, with spears at the end of it, you just, you just, yeah, you definitely dig into it. Well, I shanker porcupine, you're a shanker. No, don't do that. You shank people with with. Yeah, I can see that you do come up a little aggressive 100% so you can make no.
Speaker 1You don't have voice and how it comes off. All right, yeah, but I will say 100% correct, I don't. I wouldn't say I dig in, look at the words you just used and victimize your own self saying that I said he was a piece.
Speaker 2Oh, the word that I use well my vocabulary.
Speaker 1You know it's Macklin. Awesome, check me out. All I'm saying is Do better and we wouldn't have to have a conversation.
Speaker 1You said you ain't perfect. I so very Gotta put it to the side like this. I'm trying, no shit, don't even use it. Then I got you something. Put it right now. Yeah, I apologize, but go ahead. So you want me to tell you about yourself? No, 100%, you're cool. I'm coming up. I fucks a street T. You know, uh, yeah, I Mean guy. So you know, this is one of those situations where you say I Pause, but I'm just surface level.
Speaker 1I fucks with you. No, I Fucks with you T-Roc, t-roc I. There's no need to go for it. Yeah, you see that, thanks, that's a step. Oh, step, fucking step. Hey, why you keep going up with Mack? What sauce? You didn't do both, you did one way, so you've not wet side. That is Williams. I don't affiliate with no gangs other than the Williams game.
Speaker 2Mmm.
Speaker 1Game is like me and my clan, my tribe, my, my, my tribe is divided as fuck. Hey, you talking about like that way, I forgot to put this bit. Hey, so did you guys watch the documentary on Nickelodeon? What don't know how? You ain't never Nickelodeon, right? Yeah, nickelodeon, nickelodeon. I was pronouncing.
Speaker 2What a lonely network or something.
Speaker 1Nickelodeon.
Speaker 2That sounds weird as fuck. Yeah what?
Speaker 1you said so anyway. Documentary quiet on set.
Speaker 1It's a four-part documentary on, basically, how Dan Schneider Ever heard the name. Yeah, sure, dan Schneider, he's a creep. Oh, I heard rumors about this. Actually, drake Bell yeah, drake Bell from Drake and Josh he was molested and and s8 by Josh Peck. That was one of the biggest ones. But Nickelodeon had a snap. There is Nickelodeon. Yes, he sound like the pre Nickelodeon and not saying Basically had pedophiles all throughout the set. Oh, yeah, I heard some shit that, um, they was into children's feet, like little girls feet and stuff like that. What, yeah, those jokes? What do you get out of feet? Though? Hey, bro, like, what's the fascination about? I hate feet. He hates him, bro, I hate feet.
Speaker 1A good foot on a woman is definitely like yeah, that's a side I can see that you feel me, but it's like to have a Fascination about him, like like you can get off to that. You a toast? Oh, yeah, you suck on toast. I would suck on my woman's toes. Do I suck on random toes? No, not at all. You will talk suck. I haven't yet, but I'm not opposed to it. But I don't really see. I don't see what I'm gonna get out of it or what she'll get it. First of all, every part of your body has nerves. No, I'm sure. Yeah, all right, there's sensitive. Fuck it. Why are you looking like that? I'm disgusting. I already hate you. You disgusted. You suck in toes. If they clean, that's what I'll say they have fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh, fresh.
Speaker 1Fresh out the shower. It reminds me of like what are you talking about you? Suck in wet toes Okay.
Speaker 2I'm not as bad as you, just emphasize. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1They're clean, wet toes like, regardless of the fact you don't watch, they feed. Obviously they black feeds. You got black feeds. You've dealt with black feeds. That's the.
Speaker 2William Tribe, william Tribe.
Speaker 1Bare feet. We're gonna disrespect my chick. No, we not? Saying that you don't clean that from your pads? Yeah for sure, that's my twin. I ain't never mess with no chick with dirty feet. I just personally don't like. Obviously, you've seen something that scarred you, son.
Speaker 2Maybe he was young.
Speaker 1Maybe he was young. I just don't like feet, so your feet scarred you, so you know you got ugly feet. Oh, absolutely, these things are horrible. I was gonna ask what's the condition of your shit? Your shit is horrible. Okay, you know you can get better with that, right? Yeah, you can go get some manicure, pedicure.
Speaker 1My feet not like, oh, it's just dry. It's like, ah, my feet dry, yo, my feet dry. They just a little thirsty. You want to plant? They just spring to life. Yeah, that's it. If I lotion my feet, they're beautiful. I remember high school. Let me tell a funny story about my feet. I had a shorty legit lotion in my feet. Okay, I bet it felt nice, probably like a little something. And it did feel nice, but it felt disgusting, cause even then I didn't like feet, but you didn't even like your feet.
Speaker 2So that's something, something that's gone and she was like man you have very nice feet.
Speaker 1You just need lotion. I was like you actually sat down to lotion these crustaceans. Yo, the fact that you're able to see your feet as crustaceans. He looked out ill, bro Yo. Yo, that's what you see when you see feet in general. Yes, just creatures attached.
Speaker 2So we don't need it bro.
Speaker 1Like, like we don't touch you hate the pool. Why do you hate the pool? No, you, you. I'm saying yeah, it's bare feet everywhere in the pool. You probably like uh-uh, it's, it's, it's you. Just, I can imagine this man running like something.
Speaker 2It's not like something that is an actual phobia.
Speaker 1I'm not afraid of feet, not that you're afraid. You're disgusted, yeah, so you, just your phobia is disgusted. I don't look down. Yeah, just don't look down. I really don't, you know. You see, you're my trash. It's colorful. Yeah, that looks cool. It's colorful, are you? That's fine, you gotta. I think it's all being picked up without an echo, so I think it's absolutely okay. Okay, you know, I thought it through, mm-hmm, thought it through. This time You're a true thinker. Yeah, thorough, thorough, the word you was looking for. You know, I wasn't Philly say thorough Thorough. I mean, you can use that.
Debating the Merits of Glamping
Speaker 1That's the word that fits with the sentence, but Accurately. And See, this is the caveman in him. Like no one has to be politically correct every single time.
Speaker 2No, politically Just correct.
Speaker 1Like you just don't have. Grammatically is the word Whatever. That was small, that's all that. I'm not saying you're not smart, right. But I'm just saying If you ever want to be like, like he say like he say he want to be a part of it.
Speaker 2Well, he don't want to be a part.
Speaker 1But he want to stay in tune with the culture. Yeah, how we talking about go ahead. Let me shut up. You're a fossil, it's okay. I understand where it comes from, cause I'm going to be like you when I grow up. I'm going to be stuck in my ways.
Speaker 1You feel me, I'm going to be, I'm going to be prone to my era's wordage and verbiage and when it, when it grows and expands past me, I'm going to be just like you. You want to know what's sad, what happened, brother, your generation, your genziness, y'all were being struck, but our litness is fighting. Yeah, yeah, we got to have a good time Y'all not lit.
Speaker 1No, we're just becoming adults and we don't. We did all that already. Everything you want to do young blood already did Kat. What you trying to do, what you just telling them, what you trying to do as a black man, nah, just like 20, 26 year old man, what you trying to do? You trying to live life. Right, I did that, everybody.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean okay, okay, define, define. You want to go with your party, don't you no Kat you don't want to experience a party on the yacht.
Speaker 1You don't want to experience that lifestyle type of shit. I did that. I did that, bro, like my day. We was on the boat. We was on the boats, bro. First of all, I did the hotel party. Back in his day they didn't have yacht.
Speaker 2They had canoe, they had canoe party. There was no engines at the time.
Speaker 1Yeah, there was no engines. You don't want to go glamping. What you talking about? You said glamping, Okay, so glamping is basically a glamorous camping. What you do is you pick a spot. There's places that you can actually, it's literally outside in a tent but you want an Airbnb type shit. You know what's fascinating about him Suggesting that he's the biggest caveman of us? For you to say some glamping. Whatever you just said, you nothing glam, nothing Glamping. I thought you was suggesting real bare bones camping.
Speaker 2Why you have to be glamorous.
Speaker 1You can't go bare bone camping Like you like. This is you, that's what you are. Florida has black bears, that's number one. Florida also has cool bears, little Panthers, you know. Nope Barred in the middle of me, 357. What is that?
Speaker 2You don't know what a 357 is. That's what they use. What is that?
Speaker 1The number 357. Oh a gun? No the fuck. That's why we're going to go glamping. There's no need for that. We can watch the anime.
Speaker 2We had a playstation. We can grill stuff.
Speaker 1So is it like you get a house but you just go to the back yard?
Speaker 2It's not a house it's a tent, so you're renting a tent.
Speaker 1It's owned like a campsite. Right, you're on a campsite and they have these huge tents with electronic inimities.
Speaker 2Okay, except you're still outside.
Speaker 1You're going to have the campsite right, You're going to be able to do your s'mores and your weenies on a stick on the open fire. You can still grill type shit. So my biggest thing I want to ask you who's keeping the black bears up? It's probably like in the enclosed area. I'm saying supervised, Supervised.
Speaker 1What I'm saying is why we can't do a regular tent, why we got to do the big tent, because that means we're going to an unsupervised area. But you can go to an area you know it's safe, yeah, but you got electricity. What?
Speaker 2do you?
Speaker 1need If you're going camping, you can have it you can have it. You can have it. What do you need?
Speaker 2That's what we're going to do.
Speaker 1It's to get away from electricity.
Speaker 2Not that much.
Speaker 1So you're going to bring the PC out there and be playing, while Absolutely not. You said the PlayStation, you said all the convenience of being able to turn on the hot plate and boil my beans.
Speaker 2So there's these cool things that you can get, like canisters of gas and then you can start a fire and cook whatever you want with this little top.
Speaker 1What we're saying is the whole point of camping is what you're? We're not camping, you just got an Airbnb and sleeping outside. No, you can go inside if you want. You can explain it however you want. What if you got to go to the bathroom?
Speaker 2Then what? Bring some toilet tissue. If we have to Baby wipes, you got to have baby wipes.
Speaker 1Yeah, he ain't thinking about that. You got to bring both Duh Because you can use the tissue as a fire starter.
Speaker 2Hmm.
Speaker 1You ain't thinking about that, you just chop some.
Speaker 2Yeah, you got to chop some wood up and then start a fire. You still care. Your lighter Chill out.
Speaker 1Lighter matches is not the thing.
Speaker 2That's not the thing that's not the thing that's happening that you can go into and turn your phone.
Speaker 1It's not a house, it's a giant tent. The only difference is a tent that can fit 3, 4, 5 beds.
Speaker 2That's it.
Speaker 1Once you add electricity, it's a home. Hmm, bro, just go outside. That's what you want to say. Just go outside, you just go outside. That ain't what I'm trying to do. How about go camping when we can really get away from you?
Speaker 2I would definitely want to do that.
Speaker 1I would be down for that I told you, I want to fish.
Speaker 2You know how to fish, do you?
Speaker 1not know how to make an amen, you grabbed the fishing on.
Speaker 2Yes.
Adventure and Outdoor Activities
Speaker 1You grabbed the worms yes. I'm not afraid, I went fishing. Yeah bro, I'm not dealing with no kids, you don't know. Last time I went fishing. Yes, bro, I hate that. I was a movie I was a movie Last time I went fishing, look here, let me tell you this when you go fishing. I want to legit like 13, 14. You have to be, you have to get expert fishing.
Speaker 2Even 13. I was scared. I was scared. Look, when you go to the trustee, you have to be an expert fisher. Don't tell me.
Speaker 1The only thing you can ask me to do is how to do an eight figure knot for your. If you lose your hook, that ain't I'll. Anybody can do an eight figure knot how you do it.
Speaker 2You know how to do it. I know you asked me. It's okay, exactly, it's okay, it's other knots. But the only one I know how to do it.
Speaker 1That my old boy taught me was the eight figure knot. I learned how to actually make a fucking. What do you call it, Dango? Not a fishing pole? What's your time? The hook? Do you know how to fly fish? I always want to have a fly fish before it. Basically, you, I know in theory, all you're doing is you're taking the line and you're jolting the line, basically with your hands. I want to fly fish. I've never done that, so you just get a long piece of line and then with a hook, yeah, you have to have a fishing pole and all that.
Speaker 1But you're holding the like if this the fishing pole, you're holding it like you have this and you have the line extra long because you got to jolt it, and it's usually in, like the bass area, those rivers or streams, I would always want to fly fish. I always want to do that. Spear fishing, that's something I want to do. That's just probably difficult or something. Yeah, I ain't got time, I just like fishing. You got to be able to right, you feel me? That's in the open ocean, that's the caveman shit right there, but I'm the caveman. First of all, you would never want to go scuba diving. No, you haven't looked at that.
Speaker 2All right School of diving is spear fishing. You can.
Speaker 1But let's also find I mean. I would do that too, but I'm saying I would want to scuba diving spear fish. Sea bass is gold, sea bass is gold. Yeah, so no.
Speaker 1That's how we checked, he was on the water. Yeah, no, so you saying we need to build a search party? That's cool. Excuse me, I apologize, that was rude. I'm hungry. Let it up, I'm hungry. That's gas. How long we been? You got my watch. I can't even focus on this. Yeah, I don't even know what time we start. 25 minutes, we got a whole lot to go. Yeah, but spearfishing, spearfishing, spearfishing, all type of fishing I just like the aquatic, like because I want to go surfing.
Speaker 2I want to go snowboard. You love surfing, you surfed before yeah. I was in Cali, washington state, and that's where I did my surf I did a white one time Bigger on the west coast. Yeah, I guess for some reason it is I'm not sure exactly the signs behind it. Float is just.
Speaker 1It's kind of dry out here. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know I don't know. I don't know. It's kind of dry out here, but it's like Hawaii had the biggest waves I've ever seen. Bro, that makes sense. Yeah, that's shit. It's brother, damn. You went surfing in Hawaii.
Speaker 2Yeah, like actual surfing, yeah, actual surfing Like you swim out on the board.
Speaker 1You can stand up. Yeah, you can stand up. Okay, what's the difficult part of surfing? Get them up on the board, so like when you swim out there and you catch your wave. Like pushing up and getting your balance is the hardest part. But once you get that down, you figure out where to put your feet. But you can, you'll be alright, see, because I know I'm a skateboarder.
Speaker 2Yeah, skating it kind of helped me, but at the same time.
Speaker 1it was a totally different skill, that's what it is.
Speaker 2I have surfed in there.
Speaker 1There are two things I want to do before I keep on working. You want to work it, snowboarding, yeah.
Speaker 2And that's Washington I got inside white boys. No, g-shit, yo, I want to sit outside white boys, it's venturous. Don't blame white people for that, you're right.
Speaker 1Because I've been going to this indoor rock climbing place. Oh yeah, it's pretty dope yeah.
Speaker 2Real stress relief.
Speaker 1Yeah, shit, one time I had to actually do that bro.
Speaker 2Rock climbing oh no, I wouldn't do it in real life. I wouldn't do it in real life. It was some shit in the Marines we had to, like you know, go up the side of the mountain.
Speaker 1That shit was crazy, oh man. But yeah, I wouldn't rock climbing in real life. Yeah, I've seen way too many videos. Have you seen the? What is it? You know, I know, I know there's things about it. Take your time. Something high with the skyscraper, with the satellite dish, bro. Something high, something high. Sorry name's Ben, I'm sorry, ben House. Yo, we're ill, listen Something. It's about a satellite dish. It's like 50 feet up, 50 meters up, something like it's 50 meters up.
Speaker 1Okay, that's not high though 50 feet, whatever 50,000 kilometers, god damn it. You're a I'm helping you out, you're not really. I was like throwing out ideas. That's really what's funny about it's like, bro, I have it, throw some random shit I'm starting to sit off with serrated. I'm trying to fit again, bro 50, I think it's 50 something. Up. It's up, bro, focus man.
Speaker 2What.
Speaker 1I'm saying is the only reason why I wasn't doing it in real life, because I know several the movie had. She lost her boyfriend Rock climbing. She never won the Rock climb ever again. Her best friend convinced her oh, let's do this satellite dish, that's all the way up. It's like we just finna have fun because you've not rock climbed since your boyfriend died. She finally convinced her. They go up the ladder. The ladder breaks. They have to go all the way to the top. They get no signal. Her best friend dies. I'm spoiling at this point, but her best friend dies. Then she has a psychiatric breakdown when she thinks her best friend is still there.
Speaker 2Psychotic breakdown.
Speaker 1Yeah that one. Yeah, a psychotic breakdown when she really thinks her best friend is still alive. Then she ends up getting saved after kicking her best friend. I forgot how to move you when I watched it in a while, 50,000 leagues onto the sea. Nah, that's the one with the sharks. Yeah, that's how it works. That's the shark shit. How you gonna tell me I watched that?
Speaker 1Nigga I'm normal what you talking about? I know you don't. Yeah, that was interesting though, but if you get a chance, that's the reason why I know you've seen the other one where it's like dude got his arms stuck in there. Yeah see, I wouldn't do it in real life. I watched that one. I wouldn't do that one See.
Speaker 2I do movies like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, mound functions and stuff. See, that's why I go indoor Mound function, I land on the mat. You want to be adventurous, but not too adventurous, like it's like glimping almost.
Speaker 2That would not be a thing.
Speaker 1I would accept that, but my life is not in state. That's what I'm saying. So see, camping is different. You don't technically have your life in state, you feel me? So a fucking hungry bear just comes up.
Speaker 2That's random shit.
Speaker 1That's like a one in the old time. That may happen, Same as rock climbing, no nigga. There's so many things that can happen.
Speaker 2There's a lot more.
Speaker 1You're going up, you can be glimping or camping. You lay it down Boom Bit by snake. Then what? Okay, I'm not saying know your environment.
Speaker 1Watermarkers in Florida. Yeah, true, cotton mouths in Florida. Okay, I'm not saying you're not making solid points. What I'm saying is you want to safely rock climb, you can safely camp and you can make measures to make that way. It's safer than going up. We're not meant to go up. We meant to be surface level. What is earth that? If we're not meant to go up, we wouldn't have the resources, technology and brains to actually go up, which is rock. See, I'm not gonna go biblical with you.
Speaker 1Because that's the ground that I would have to go to really like state my point and I'm not really gonna do all that. I'm sorry that's. That's just a conversation I just rather not have. But I'm saying we not meant to be off this earth. You saying we ain't got weakness?
Speaker 1What goes up must come down, because gravity is not a well. Did you not hear the Ikra story? Yeah, that's all I'm saying. I flew too close to the sun. So I'm saying Look, bones Bars, you had a hot cross, but yeah, yeah it's bad. Even some guy know wants to make him, but he wants to put raisins in. What color is that guy? Yeah, okay, that's how much it. Hot cross buns. You know I won't. I want motherfucker beef patty, but we had, you know I will. I want to go to Jamaica. There's so many Jamaican say the beef patties over here is shit. You know what?
Speaker 2I want to go to be To make some patties up.
Speaker 1No, I Want to go to Jamaica. Shout out to this offer. A shout out, we go, we're gonna tell them they need to start.
Speaker 2I want to make a fresh.
Speaker 1I want to see Charlie's pastries. God damn it. You want authentic Jamaican beef patty? Go to Charlie's pastries. They get a stuff ship straight from Jamaica. Oh, I don't want shit. You want to fresh out. I won't chop from right. Oh yeah, go get the cow bit, chop it up, go make the dough and do what it do fresh out the farm. Make a do. I own the cow. You can make a beef patty. You can make a beef patty at the crib. Oh, not like. I'm not Jamaican. It's a soul thing, bro. You got to be born in this shit. You can't just be. I can make a Simulation of a Jamaican patty, but a Jamaican has 100% a home bread. Jamaican has to make it. You're not Know. I would, first of all, I wouldn't want you know. But Africa, do you want a beef patty? No, I'm making style. No, because it all goes back you want a Haitian patty.
Speaker 2You're not Haitian either.
Speaker 1Then it just it do got a confirmation to they all thank you, thank you. They had a spot up in, up in Way north, because we in Key West or way way north and like the Broward area, okay, a town called oh, no, I'm Latterdale, no, there was a pastry, a Haitian pastry shop that sold Haitian past.
Speaker 2Okay and like they still.
Speaker 1They still hard, hard dough bread style, but it's so good you put it in the microwave for like five seconds to have you ever had donos in North Miami Beach Donals, yes, it's a pastry 24 hours. Oh, donna's, donna's, whatever, bro, yeah, they got the best Pastries.
Speaker 2That and Vicky's done that, and Vicky's, vicky's. Yeah, talk about Donna's. To me one spot, bro. No, they got Donna's every word. No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1That's a pastry. It's a pastry.
Music, Beef Patties, and Kanye
Speaker 2Donna's like.
Speaker 1To make a beef patty. Oh, what type of pastries like they have like cheese. I wonder what you get when you get. I be getting the cheese. The cheese, dana, shit's bruh. Those are cool. It's like it's like a bread, but it's like sweet. It's like a sweet bread. Okay, yeah, okay, a sweet they. I never tried to sweet bread. You want to know what else is a low-key gym? But you got to go to the right one To get the right one. 711 here me out. Oh, yeah, to get us. 711. Got some shit called like an egg roll. Okay, it's bread, but I feel like I don't. The shit so soft. The outside is crap. I think it's made with like majority egg and flour, okay, but it's fire. I'm thinking I won one night the right similar. Yeah, so it's a egg. Right, it's an egg roll, but it's not. Oh, it's like a roll, basically yeah, it is but it's.
Speaker 1I guess they made with a sweet. Okay, that's just so far, I ain't never seen a. Sweet, you have to give them to the right similar go to the white hole, area 711, because if you go to the black area 711.
Speaker 1Yeah, I love my people what dumb niggas on cat they gonna keep that shit in there all day under that heat lamp, yeah, and get it all crispy and disgustingly stale, gotta go to white areas, like my mouth. I'm already mess you up. Yeah, I Want one right now. Shit after this. Definitely we going somewhere. I got a hot. Oh yeah, how long we got. Damn. I'm home. That was a little block. Give it three seconds to reset. Well, reset, because you won't. You don't keep, you just keep looking into the book. Yeah, because cost a name, cost a night. Yeah, so not cement Boy. Yeah, not fucking with him. Why. I know why. Elaborate.
Speaker 2Pants.
Speaker 1I don't see him doing nothing wrong, personally, in my eyes, shit. Nobody did Some other shit. That's what it is. Yeah, I'm tired of you. I'm keeping it a thousand. I did not listen to his album. I'm not gonna listen. I listen to my best trap. It's decent. It's just couple songs I like, like the bolt, your song yourself.
Speaker 2I mean, everybody still have heard that.
Speaker 1But I like why you gotta listen to a best your heart dirty snapping. I legit still have not heard that out. You know one song. It's pretty decent. I took him out my boat Well yeah back. So he was fucking with Kai cuz cotton. He said you needed some smaller pants. I See what he did wrong. Everybody knows Kai is eccentric about everything.
Speaker 2Yeah, I saw the video. I still don't see what he did wrong yeah it's just the fact that way he got to make it like Kanye is just too full of himself. No, that's what it is.
Speaker 1Was on his ass the whole world, so he just gave back Listen, listen, listen, listen. You gotta think what, what I think it is. When Kanye Got into the game, he was nothing but praise.
Speaker 2Hmm, yeah, yeah when did they stop praising Kanye?
Speaker 1When he lost his Adidas deal? Yeah, when everything worship this man like right. First of all, not everybody. And he was. He was. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1go ahead, it's probably fucked because he don't know who can really, he can really trust there. Because when you've been told yes so many times by so many yes people, now when it's like something going bad, and then you see how people truly feel about you, it it fucks your psyche up. It really like who can you really open yourself up to towards some shit cuz it's like who, who?
Speaker 2was he close with um?
Speaker 1his mother. It's like that I thought you saying that type of who is he close to you?
Speaker 2talking about Kanye. Yeah, it was mostly his mom and industry.
Speaker 1He was. I mean, that's it feel. Fucks with him like hard to this day. He don't got Jay-Z in this corner, no more.
Speaker 2No, he did that to himself.
Speaker 1Continue you, so you're not gonna act like Jay-Z didn't play a part in that either. Jay-z gators man 20 million dollars for a concert. He did not do the concert. He got up on stage, he rambled and ranted for a good 30 to 45 minutes and then cancel the concert On Jay-Z's money. That's still 20 million. How you gonna feel about that? That's it. That's what fucked up their.
Speaker 1I don't, don't care if we millionaires both of us that's still 20 million dollars, an automata. I Can't blame Jay-Z for that. Can't fuck, can't. Fucked up that mad money, can you? I don't know if he paid him back or not, but it is an actual fact that that bridge was burned because I gave you 20 million for this concert. You didn't do shit, but have a psychotic break, a mental break, but continue.
Speaker 2Kim Kardashian.
Speaker 1Nah, she was, she was she was.
Speaker 2We already know what time that was.
Speaker 1He made a song about it and still fell into the trap.
Speaker 2He's got to exist.
Speaker 1Kim is a Trapper garlic. He spoke his life into existence.
Speaker 1I Feel like she's okay, I'm not gonna talk about. Why are we defending Kanye for his mental breaks? You know people been through bro, that's all I'm saying. I'm giving him the benefit of doubt, of shit that you haven't seen. It's probably fucking him up to where. I get that, we have seen, I get it. But Kanye also has the means, the resources, and I'm pretty sure there is somebody I don't know what is. There is somebody that is on his side, his wife that is on his side. Don't know that. There's no. But hey, I Ain't got no fucks to get about Kanye doing Kanye shit. I just don't support him no more. I'll listen to his old albums, classics. Yeah, you can't get wrong with that, can't oh?
Speaker 2She did I didn't mean to, but go ahead.
Speaker 1I'm gonna play one of the songs up the album for you gonna be like that what the fuck is wrong? I mean, first of all, he don't even rhyme good anymore. Okay, first at least you can say it's better than Andres album, at least. Oh, the you want to. Just, it was like instrumental, like I, like, like, like, like you can say that that's not a fair comparison.
Speaker 2Whoa, we're talking about two lyricists, are we not?
Speaker 1Where's the lyrics on Andres album then? That then you made my point. What point? That's just a better album. In my opinion. I like Andres album more than I like Kanye.
Speaker 2You actually heard it.
Speaker 1How can you make that comparison? Yes, I did.
Speaker 2How can you make that comparison to an album that you haven't?
Speaker 1listened to. Yeah, you really can't fairly judge that. You haven't listened to that album yet, so you're making that up of what.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1I like Andres 3000's flute album.
Speaker 1I've never said there's nothing wrong with album. I never said you did. What I'm saying is I like it over Kanye. I I took the time out of my day, my busy schedule, to listen to Andres 3000's album. I was in like three songs. I did not give Kanye that same courtesy. I don't have time for Kanye, that's all I'm saying. So who do you want in his defense? Check your little man purse. He needs chapstick. It's crazy that you know what the hook is for. You're predictable. Y'all just get friends, bro. You know Very predictable, wow, wow.
Speaker 2That's how I know I be around you way too much, man.
Speaker 1You need it, you need it, you need it. Yeah, I don't care. I know you don't care. All I'm saying is when is my shit? Oh, what shit? Schoolboy Q's new album oh, I didn't. Yeah, you told me about it the other day. I didn't see. No, no, he did have no promo. He thought he was J Cole, the Kendrick. Yeah, it's mediocre. So far I legit only heard one and a half songs as like fire, one song, definite fire. He thinks one of those albums that grow on you as a music. I don't think I got the is for this type of album. He's on some this shit, I'm not going to say. Tyler, the creator of production, wise old school Tyler with weird beats Okay, but that's always been his lane is just all like this album. I like his last album better, crash talk, I'm not going to check it out you sad, I'm not going to check it out.
Speaker 1He said yeah, he got dry lips. So he said just because you're accustomed to chat, lips my lips not chat. Yeah, well for the second, because the live only works for so long you gonna keep. I was warm, you say I try, I don't need no saliva. You see this one. We need talking points because y'all niggas just look like yelling. I shit to talk about. I ain't trying to break, I ain't trying to get angry again.
Speaker 1You know, don't, don't you know I was going to bring up the scenario, ty, you know, but bring it up in the best way you can, let me. Let me, let me sit on the actually don't yeah, maybe not yeah because I got fans in the area. Oh, this is the podcast. Okay, and if we try to be professional. We came around this. You know I've watched these cop videos, right? Oh yeah, I watch these cop videos. I've seen one on stream. You can go watch from your cake, booby, like I tell you um.
Speaker 1Watch me on stream came to the aka rock band. Man with two ends. You won't be watching anything as a man. It's man. They stream it. Oh, you been streaming. No, he's straight.
Speaker 2What? Well, yeah, what. You even took out my page. What you didn't?
Speaker 1even stream this thing.
Speaker 2I know, because you ain't even talking about it.
Speaker 1I was doing as soon as he got his GPU thing, he was like oh, it was normal, yeah, yeah, there's no. Then he started streaming. I seen him. I peeped him. He screamed After that. He's just playing it regardless. He don't even think about OBS, no more. Come on, can I get that? My decompression mode? Decompression on stream.
Speaker 1Yeah, bro, come on, make streaming your piece, thank you, but I was a zesty. Yeah, yo, yo, I'll probably do that again. Please Put that, put that. Yeah, all that, all that would like peace. When I come home from work, I plan to go to. Warcraft Getting the bathtub and you put a bad bum in there, yeah, and then what, warcraft? You actually use the bad bone, never the last time.
Speaker 2Hey, I saw somewhere.
Speaker 1Well, it was a dude taking a bath. What age do you stop taking baths as a man Like six? When's the last time you had a bath? This nigga, he does facial, so I can see.
Speaker 2I can see he might say I just have one, you know the day.
Speaker 1First off, I don't take baths, I take showers, hot showers.
Speaker 2Yeah, hot showers, he gets mad.
Speaker 1Why you supposed to take a hot shower. Nah, because you're like, bro, how long you taking, how long you taking a shower, all the water we go, all the hot water we go. Man, like, be a man, the fuck. You taking 45 minutes shower, bro, first being clean, nigga, but 45 minutes is crazy.
Speaker 2Okay, first off, this man run the water type shit the fuck you looking at hot water.
Speaker 1That's cap. That's not what happened. What? That's not what happened. How long?
Speaker 2are you?
Speaker 1taking Yo. Okay, first of all, I told this man Say I know females run the water for about a good 30 minutes before they get it. That's not what's happening. First of all, I told him the first time you get in the shower, you getting in the shower and everything the hot water is the loosen up, all the dirt. That's that you pose a wrenching body up to loosen up all the day that you've had.
Speaker 2That's about 45 seconds, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying listen.
Speaker 1You can't even see it going in your church. 45 seconds, 53 times, 45 spins. Go ahead. You have to watch like three times, okay yeah, I do? Yeah, two to three at least. Thank you, Right, that's a 15 minutes shower, that's not 15. Yeah, it is. Wait first off, how thorough do you wash your body? How slow are you moving it then? Very slow, clear, first of all. It's not a silly. How about this man this way? I think he corrects it himself.
Speaker 1No, no, there's no reason a guy should be taking a 45-minute shot but first of all go ahead.
Speaker 2That's what I'm right.
Speaker 1Don't interrupt, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2Okay, this is you.
Speaker 1You're the typical reason why females have that post on it on Twitter where they was like men only watch, they dig they armpits and they not even a feet. That's just it, and probably they face actually don't watch his legs. Whoa, what the fuck? Yeah, it's why you should continue. You say you get a little bit on, wait what? Yeah, yeah, and when you get licked on, bro, you need to be a thorough washer. My nigga like you need to smell good. So for you to smell good, you have to clean up, right, thank you, yo, look, 30 minute showers, not 30. You need to take 30. Take probably 10 Right here for team. Like a normal, like a normal thing, that's. That's not, mmm. How often do you wash your hair? You have dreads. You probably got some dirty ass dreads, all right. So you see what process I take, why my shower was like 45, 45 Every day?
Speaker 2no, not every day.
Speaker 1I don't think it take that long, man. It should be good 20 minutes max like cuz. After that, you know, as I've taken in a shower honestly okay. First of all, let me, let me ask you something right on the first wash. Yeah, how thorough do you? That's? Your little scrub in the heart is right there.
Speaker 2Okay, do you?
Speaker 1have to do. You have to wash rats. I got I use lufus. Do you have two of them? Yeah, okay, do you use to wash your eggs? I have about this. Do you have two of them? Okay, I was, I was really sketched about you. I Don't get it. You don't get why you have to. No, let them know. First of all, one should be for your top half and one should be feel lower.
Speaker 2Yeah, well, I just got. That's obviously not what you.
Speaker 1What you use it for. That's crazy.
Speaker 2No one's for hard scrubbing.
Speaker 1once for smooth scrub, you have a smooth scrubber. So nice, see, I'm still from the hood, I got one of them. I got one of them hard, bad.
Speaker 2Yeah, you got a.
Speaker 1I'm from the hood.
Speaker 2So it's like I'm still on trenches yeah, what's.
Speaker 1What's the wash rags that you use to clean the cat, like the real thing once. Washcloth, yeah, washcloth. You got a washcloth that. I like those, because it really yeah, yeah, but you really get a good scrubber to look now I just upgrade to a to a bat washer. Okay to a back. Scrub me you need, I got. I'm lucky bro, I can hit my whole back without like.
Speaker 2I can't.
Speaker 1I nearly pull some shit. So, like, fuck that, let me see what the backs the one I got acts. Guy, it's a little axe brand, those little sponges they have. You got the little scrub side, but then on the opposite side, I don't know if it's even made for that, but I use, like that, a foot scrub. Get on that. Yeah, it's all that kneecap skin, all that stuff. Get your kneecaps in the elbows smooth. No, I'm so surprised. That's all. Yeah, hold on. What are you surprised? I gotta keep telling you this man, yeah, it's a very, very bare bone nigger. So it's like I'm surprised you even worry about your feet and your elbow and knees.
Speaker 1That don't mean I won't dead skin on my ugly ass feet. I still watch these crustaceans. Yeah, I can't. This thing I like. How do you know? I just yeah, just don't look at me.
Speaker 2I really just His feet gotta be.
Speaker 1There's no way you get. But you, you know you getting in between the toes, like how do you know what you're watching if you not seeing?
Speaker 2I know my body, bro.
Speaker 1What the fuck? I've been living with this same body for 30 years. Damn, I can't change the shit. I know what the fuck down there. Five more fucking toes, bro. I was gonna say, do you have all 10? Sometimes, all right, better, while I was saying, yeah, all right. So how many times do you, like you feel me really scrub on on the first half?
Speaker 1And then plus if you break it, if you, if you, if you break it into three washes Plus, you got two goddamn Two, two, two um two washcloths. That mean you breaking it out to six washes. No, you, don't you doing too much?
Speaker 2One, how, how you know you wash your top have three times you probably go this five minutes.
Speaker 1Five minutes, you know. You know what's crazy, what is hot and it's hot for a minute. Yeah, everybody can get in and get out. Eat my girl, mm-hmm. Hot shower, the hot, warm, hot, hot, hot.
Speaker 2We do got a hot shower though. Yeah, you can.
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Speaker 1You got a it's real hot in there, it's, it's cold. It's a problem. It's a problem. It's a problem If I get in that bitch in this only lukewarm. Oh no, that should get me tight, you bro. You take him too long. Yeah, you don't. You know, I get compliments on my skin, sir, so don't, don't, don't say here Same cat. I mean, I could see he's. No, he doesn't have bad skin. Stop Trying to fit me. I hate this. Oh, bro, you know, 45 minutes is our register.
Speaker 2It is. You keep trying to fit it there but as a man, it ain't that sir.
Speaker 1First off, bro, you're not gonna sit here and look at his breath to his dread. 45 For what? For what? What do you mean? That didn't wash my hair yesterday. What is cost today?
Speaker 2This is god I don't think you watch your hair.
Speaker 1Twice a week, twice a week. What your hand for? No, it's dangerous.
Speaker 2You oil it up out there every time.
Speaker 1Yeah, okay, I mean that's Because he's tripping all the way out of your shit once or twice a month. Shoot for twice now. But, um, when I be having a style and then be, you know the two-inch bone you got. Uh, I use the rose water with peppermint. Yeah, you know, I have moisturize Rose water oil. Absolutely, did not just bought some of beer oil. Oh, yeah, not oil is beard lotion, it's really hair lotion, but I guess they made it for the beard, so I just put it on the side right here. We make you glisten up a little bit. No, that's the beard. Okay, I'm still looking for that. I gotta go to my other job. Yeah, I got some as a gift. Oh, that show is nice, but I right now, ross usually got it. Yeah, oh, you, you don't got beer or you're in love. That's cat. Why put some on this morning? I forgot he has a whole routine.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah you think you're a team, so I know you can't make it guys, thank you. We're fucking evil. Fuck you. No, you take care First off when it, when you come from looking ugly nigga and now I'm able to look good, so fuck you that. I look good. So so it's. I'm sorry that that that women find me find as hell man busy. It's that time ain't I was getting it. See, see, see, we got to wrap it up. What we at 58? Yeah, that's good. This has been proud of the throne.
Speaker 1We actually we talked about a little anything uh Rock band man with two ends on kick Trey, on kick tray, on kick official booby. Oh, I should put official kick to leave because, like, when we blow off yeah facts, we know uh up here, remember I got to speak that shit. Oh, yeah, yeah, uh satellite. Yeah, I didn't beat that bruh Yo that's the ad, yeah.
Speaker 1But that's what we going, because after we get up there we're gonna send that and then, uh, and then we're gonna get by houses for their studio and a whole production group. So I got to do this, right, right, right, we're gonna go by 80s for 100,000 For listening, not youtube. So so, man, man, man, got to go to work.
Speaker 2I miss you.
